I once read a paper that says I'm right and you're a fucking idiot.

Being a grad student is just a major stop on the way to always being right.

OH YEAH? WELL I READ A PAPER AND IT SAYS SUCH-AND-SUCH. SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE WRONG, AND SCIENCE* IS ALWAYS RIGHT. SUCK ON THAT, JERKSTORE!




*(and by association, me)




Come on, you know you want to do that to someone.